May162013

vvaddles:

vvaddles:

club penguin is the only thing i have left

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nevermind

(via abunchofscaryblackpeople)

7PM

For a non profit organization, the PokéCenter does surprisingly well.

(Source: wondermiggy, via minglesoup)
May152013

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

  • You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

  • absolutely no drawbacks go name your kid Yeehaw

(Source: elsenliberator, via egberts)

8PM

IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF

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LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS

(Source: danielhoe, via dinotato)

8PM

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via minglesoup)

8PM

(Source: ogtmoreno, via katsays-meow)
8PM

wartortles:

lonewolfheart:

wartortles:

im like horny for 30 hours a day

**correction. 69 hours a day**

thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day

(via youflabbergastedme)

8PM
boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant

boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant

(Source: ricotez, via dinotato)
8PM

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate, via laughbitches)

8PM
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

(Source: nihilisticc, via macleannl)
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